a debacle involving milk

i have a problem. one of my extremely good friends dad recently informed me that males, over the age of 18, should not consume large quantities of milk. evidently drinking generous amounts of milk increases ones likelihood of developing prostate cancer!

okay. so most of you are like... uh who cares woodstra? milk is only enjoyable with cookies and to keep my athletically toned body in tip top condition i rarely digest cookies anyway...i, however, do not share the majorities opinion on milk though.

i friggin love the stuff! like really, it is godsend. i drink quite a bit of it and i am not afraid to order milk when out to eat. yes ms waitress i am 17 and ordering a nice tall glass of 1 percent, deal with it.

anyway now that you are familiarized with my affection toward milk (and all kinds by the way, except strawberry, that stuff is vile) you can imagine my horror upon hearing that milk induces prostate cancer/ problems...

i am not writing here today only to inform you of this tragedy, rather i am here to outline my milk alternatives. feel free to input if you have any ideas!

Candidate #1 - splash
splash is incredible. made by the lovely folks at v8 this mean fruit concoction is simply divine. now it may sound like, problem solved kiddo, splash is the answer however i have my doubts. i worry that splash can't live up to the hype, that it will head south in a way like ryan leaf. with all my clamor and excitement have i just set splash up on a pedestal it is bound to fall from? stay tuned.

Candidate #2 - naked
im pretty sure naked is the garden of eden hiding in a bottle. pure bliss on my tongue i tell you. however i fear that naked is more of a stand on its own juice. its too brash (and amazingly so) to drink with a meal, therefore, i am scared that this is not the solution either. damn.

Candidate #3 - izze
izze, if you have not been acquainted yet, is like a mixture of fruit juice and pop. simply put, it is fantastic. in a way drinking izze is like being hannah montana..."you get the best of both worlds!" izze doesn't have the body milk does though, nor does it cut back spice with the same efficiency either. skidnoodles!

what a dilemna. throw me some suggestion peeps!